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About 9 years ago, I lost my Gameboy Color and Super Mario Land 2 was in it! I loved that game and I will always miss and never forget how fun it was!

I went to a deli and had the best turkey sandwich that I ever had. Mmmm mmm! That was delicious! It had the perfect amount of mayo and everything. Ahhhh, that was a good day

I WilL DraG You DoWn To HeLL

2010-09-10 12:40:36 by zen64

THeRE UsEd To Be SoMe NewS herE bUt It'S goNe nOw. JUST LiKe ZeN. ThErE Is NO ZEN, ONLY GHOST. AnD noW, I Will DevOuR yoUr SoUl!

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A quick story.

2010-09-09 22:06:43 by zen64

There once was named Fred who lived in a house that was deep in the countryside. There he communed with all of the woodland creatures, singing adorable songs and such. Until one day, some construction workers started chopping the trees in the forest. The woodland creatures begged Fred to do something about it! And so Fred walked up to the construction workers and asked what they were building. They replied, "A Popeye's." And Fred said with as much passion as one human being can say,


And so all the woodland creatures were murdered, the forest was completely logged and Fred happily ate a 4-piece meal with a side order of fries.


Rooster bubbles hardy genius apricot earth.

2010-09-07 19:10:29 by zen64

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Bouble sboub syuawerk


2010-09-06 15:05:28 by zen64

Now that I have your attention:

Alright, so here I am browsing the front page when I come across this game, Quickdraw. So I play and I'm all like, "Cool, this is an alright game but it certainly isn't front page material." I mean, the art looks quite dated, the game play is the typical reaction game fare, so why did this make front page?

I check the other reviews and it is literally nothing but 9s and 10s with such comments like "It is never to early to kill Hitler!" and "lol jesus zombie." I'd say that's a 7 at most. Don't get me wrong, I'm not mad or anything. I'm just beyond confused, like I'm taking crazy pills or something.

So for you guys out there who gave this a 10/10 5/5, I have to ask, why?


2010-09-02 20:29:57 by zen64

Just finished my first week of school and I'm fucking exhausted. Ugh, fucking Thursdays with that two and a half hour psych class. On that note, MetalLasers is gone, as in completely gone, posts and all. Even those PMs I got from him are deleted. Not that I care or anything. It's just pretty strange.

Halló, internet fólk

2010-08-21 22:35:49 by zen64

Hvernig hefur þú allt að gera á þessu fína kvöldi? Eins og þú geta sjá, ég tala íslensku. Í gegnum síðustu klukkutíma, ég hef vaxið um þakklæti fyrir þessu fína tungumáli. Það hefur alveg framandi feel til það.

Nú getur þú beðið "Hey Zen, hvers vegna ert þú að gera þetta?" Og svar mitt myndi vera "af því að ég fokking hægt." Ég er vel meðvituð um að þetta gæti verið shitty þýðing. Svo ég afsökunar á Native Íslendingar fyrirfram.

Með þessi, þá verð ég að taka þátt í mínu hetero-animalfucking-soulmate eins og við nauðgunum sameiginlega meðal dýranna. Toodles!

I clicked on a thread in BBS that was about this cool site that's pretty much a collection of 404 pages.

So, I was happily refreshing and looking at all of the cool flashes until I saw something that I think speaks for itself.

Needless to say, I am both amazed and terrified. Questions? Concerns? Comments? Just leave a comment in mai comment box. See you on the other side.


2010-07-17 20:16:30 by zen64