There once was named Fred who lived in a house that was deep in the countryside. There he communed with all of the woodland creatures, singing adorable songs and such. Until one day, some construction workers started chopping the trees in the forest. The woodland creatures begged Fred to do something about it! And so Fred walked up to the construction workers and asked what they were building. They replied, "A Popeye's." And Fred said with as much passion as one human being can say,

"Okay."

And so all the woodland creatures were murdered, the forest was completely logged and Fred happily ate a 4-piece meal with a side order of fries.

THE END