I came here to kick ass, and chew bubbe gum. But i'm all out of gum.
You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe. Spiritual. Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy!
Age 35, Male
Sultan of Sarcasm
Whyevenbother Academy
The South Bronx...
Joined on 10/22/09
I came here to kick ass, and chew bubbe gum. But i'm all out of gum.
It's a pity that I am behind a 50-foot wall of solid internet! There will be no e-ass kickings today, sir! Dohohohohohohohohohoho!
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That was beautiful. I loved the contrast between 9/11 and the adventures of Don Quixote. You should consider publishing this, it's bound to be a best seller!
I will now leave with a story my grandmother told me every night:
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It's heartrending isn't it?
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Too cool for words i see? Let me join you
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Crap im bored, see ya.
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friendship101
IM REALLY AWSOME
zen64
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