Total Medals Earned: 130 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,265 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play the game once
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (320/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Activate it.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (75/500 points)
Smash a goomba
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
