zen64's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spaderz=Nerd]

This is just a waste of time and technology

Seriously, chief. Outside of obvious trolling, why would you take the time (time being 20 minutes, I'm sure) to make this. Do you get paid to make these things or what or do you somehow get high off of the insults and bad reviews that accompany it. I think it goes without saying that your flash has set a new low for flash quality. Not that you would care because this is a joke to you, nothing wrong with that but if you're going to troll at least make it somewhat funny. But seriously, DO YOU GET HIGH OUT OF MAKING THIS STUFF. If so, pass me some of that.

kanamomashouse responds:

Well actually, no, this is a serious flash. If you want funny trolling, then check out my OTHER non spaderz related spam movies. Those ones are pretty funny. But i get EXTREMELY high of off these fucking hilarious insulting reviews i get. you won't believe some of the hilarious fucking reviews i get. Your pretty smart.

[Quick FBF Fight]

???

Wow, you weren't kidding when you meant quick! Alright, so the animation was good, a bit basic but good. One problem is the lack of sound, I mean where's the music, chief. You couldn't at least but SOME sound effects in this. I would complain about how this looks like a scene from a flash movie rather than a whole flash movie but as you said you did this thing at work. That said, despite the good animation, this is way too short to give a good score to, that it seems like its a product of boredom rather than one of expression which can be said for 85% of Newgrounds. Difference is, this is short and silent as hell. Peace out, good sir!

[DASH it!]

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I have no idea what I just saw, all I know is that it was awesome.

[Left 4 Bed]

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I can say that this flash will haunt my dreams and give me the worst case of night terrors ever. If all of the things that I have seen in this twisted world, this is by far the worst. Only the sickest, most depraved minds can even think, more so make this monster of a flash. May God have mercy on your soul, good sir. Or whatever the hell is left in such a hollow place.

THAT SAID, I LOL'D, TWO THUMBS UP, 10/10, Shine on, you marvelous bastard! Shine on!