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You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe. Spiritual. Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy!

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MOTHER OF FUCK! IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN DOG, PICK UP ITS SHIT YOU LAZY FUCKS!

Posted by zen64 - February 28th, 2010


SO HERE I AM, WALKING DOWN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, CHILLIN', MAXIN', ETC, ETC! THEN OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE, I STEP IN WHAT MAY BE THE BIGGEST PILE OF DOG SHIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN! IT EVEN MADE A LOUD SQUISH WHEN I STEPPED ON IT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! IF YOU HAVE A DOG, IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PICK UP IT'S GODDAMN POOP! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH EVERY TIME I WALK DOWN THE STREET. WERE IT LEGAL, I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE NEGLIGENT DOG OWNER AND FORCE HIM TO PICK UP EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DOG SHIT WITH HIS BARE HANDS! AAAHHHHH!

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Comments

i know just HOW you feel.

I know, right? How hard is it to get a pooper scooper or something? Damn.

your rite but man chill out

chill out....CHILL OUT!!! THERE WILL BE NO CHILLING OUT IN THIS PAGE, SIR! NONE WHATSOEVER! But seriously, I'm just blowing some steam, bro. And what better place to do it than on one's own blog type dealie.

awww god damn it xD i was eating steak when i read this lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Quite. *smokes cigar whilst sitting beside a fireplace*