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GODDAMN IT YOU LITTLE FUCKERS, STOP RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAY!!!!

Posted by zen64 - February 13th, 2010


I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST, HERE I AM WATCHING TV WHEN I HEAR MY NEIGHBOR BLASTING MUSIC AT THE HIGHEST FUCKING VOLUME WHILE THEIR PUTRID HELLSPAWN RUN UP AND DOWN THE HALLS UNATTENDED, HITTING THE WALLS AS THEY GO!!! I MEAN GODDAMN IT, GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!! NOT TO MENTION THAT I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A FUCKING MIDNIGHT STROLL IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A NEIGHBORHOOD BECAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING DRUNK TEENAGERS WHO STAB ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT THEM FUNNY, THOSE WASTES OF SPERM AND EGG!!! I MEAN HERE I AM THINKING "MAN, IT WOULD BE NICE TO WALK UNDER THE MOONLIGHT". BUT NOOOOO!!!! I HAVE THOSE ADOLESCENT ASSHOLES WHO FIGHT AMONGST EACH OTHER LIKE A PAIR OF HIGH, DISGRUNTLED GORILLAS. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, YOU FUTURE PRISONERS!!! AND AS I MOTHERFUCKING TYPE THOSE NEIGHBORS OF MINE TURNED THE MUSIC UP EVEN LOUDER!!!! THAT AND MY OTHER NEIGHBOR DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WASH OR CONTROL THEIR FUCKING DOG!!! ANY TRIP TO THE HALLWAY HAS A CONSTANT BARKING NOISE AND THE PUTRID SMELL OF DOG SHIT!!!

FUCK MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!

WELL, HERE'S A NEW DEVELOPMENT!!! THEY ARE PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! I JUST WANT TO GO NEXT DOOR AND STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF ALL OF YOU, YOU INCONSIDERATE CUNTS!! EAT SHIT AND DIE, YOU BASTARDS!!!

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HEAR ONE MORE BACHATA SONG, I WILL GO OVER THERE, RIP YOUR STEREO SYSTEM WITH MY BARE HANDS, PISS ON IT, DOUSE IT WITH GASOLINE, LIGHT IT ON FIRE AND THROW IT OFF OF THE FUCKING BALCONY!!!!!!!

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Comments

Damn right.

Damn straight, good sir! THEY ARE PLAYING IT EVEN LOUDER, FUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!

lol it's called having fun. I do stuff like that with my friends all the time. Except, not so extreme.

My friend, there is a difference between having fun and pumping up the music volume to its maximum and doing so on a weekly basis!!! That and leaving your kids unattended in an APARTMENT BUILDING!!!! And if you're talking about the whole hanging outside part, I wouldn't if it wouldn't go on into the early hours of the morning, all while screaming at the top of their fucking lungs!! That and the stabbing and the fighting!! OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BITCH OF A CANINE!