omtish
You think it's fictional? Mystical? Maybe. Spiritual. Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy!
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One day, you will take a nice swim at your local beach. Then, sharks will come out of nowhere, hungry sharks hellbent on eating some human flesh. But, a group of dolphins come to your aid and fights off the sharks. However, they are horny rapist dolphins and they proceed to gangbang you to death.
You will die in a sea of flipper dicks.
oh tht sounds not omtish
Indeed.
Nice Lavender Town ghost. Have you heard the Lavender Town theme tune? Look it up on YouTube, the one that says 'Danger' somewhere in the title.
Kthxbai
Thanks, man. Also, I PLAYED the original Pokemon Red when I was a kid, brah. I know that tune all too well. That and the ghost, it still haunts me. :(
EDIT: Oh, I forgot about the death prediction thing. Ok.
One day, you will play a game fo Pokemon Blue in a Gameboy. When suddenly everything goes dark and you die. Sorry, I'm not feeling imaginative today =/
theshadowwolf
I bet I'll die in some car accident or something. Or old age... Or maybe, I'll live forever... I dont wanna die....
zen64 (Updated )
One day, you will take a morning drive in a highway. It is a fairly pleasant drive and you arrive safely to a local park. You sit on a bench, admiring nature and whatnot. When suddenly, a huge tree falls and crushes you.
NO MATTER WAT U DO, YOU GONNA DIE!!