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Sigh......

2010-10-01 23:23:45 by zen64

Ugggggghhhh, I am so fucking bored and I just don't have the energy to go on another faux-hatred tirade.

So, post a comment and I will tell you how you will die. Or don't, whatever.


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theshadowwolftheshadowwolf

2010-10-01 23:28:21

I bet I'll die in some car accident or something. Or old age... Or maybe, I'll live forever... I dont wanna die....

(Updated ) zen64 responds:

One day, you will take a morning drive in a highway. It is a fairly pleasant drive and you arrive safely to a local park. You sit on a bench, admiring nature and whatnot. When suddenly, a huge tree falls and crushes you.

NO MATTER WAT U DO, YOU GONNA DIE!!


eDaRkeDaRk

2010-10-02 11:52:01

omtish

(Updated ) zen64 responds:

One day, you will take a nice swim at your local beach. Then, sharks will come out of nowhere, hungry sharks hellbent on eating some human flesh. But, a group of dolphins come to your aid and fights off the sharks. However, they are horny rapist dolphins and they proceed to gangbang you to death.

You will die in a sea of flipper dicks.


eDaRkeDaRk

2010-10-02 15:37:33

oh tht sounds not omtish

zen64 responds:

Indeed.


NiallmcfcNiallmcfc

2010-10-03 20:22:39

Nice Lavender Town ghost. Have you heard the Lavender Town theme tune? Look it up on YouTube, the one that says 'Danger' somewhere in the title.

Kthxbai

(Updated ) zen64 responds:

Thanks, man. Also, I PLAYED the original Pokemon Red when I was a kid, brah. I know that tune all too well. That and the ghost, it still haunts me. :(

EDIT: Oh, I forgot about the death prediction thing. Ok.

One day, you will play a game fo Pokemon Blue in a Gameboy. When suddenly everything goes dark and you die. Sorry, I'm not feeling imaginative today =/